cars, that is. McGyver saw an opportunity and yelled "Carpe Diem!". He found a little beater car for $50. Yup - $50. The ad said it had brake issues. Seems someone put transmission fluid in the brake lines so the brakes don't really work. The emergency brake works but the foot brakes need work.
That's about the only BIG thing it needs. The former owner put in a new alternator and water pump. It needs a few other minor things and then McGyver can probably sell it for $500 or so. I'll take that kind of return!