Terrible Threes

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So, can someone please tell me how I can *ahem* discretely fill out the customs form truthfully yet in such a way that does NOT draw the attention of the USPS authorities (or Customs Agents, or MacGyver's command) to the fact that I have packed up my 3 year old son and SHIPPED HIM TO IRAQ?


I forgot how much fun the age of THREE is (NOT!). There's a reason some animals EAT. THEIR. YOUNG.

And you people wonder why I drink. Sheesh.


- hfs

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