I had seen this years ago. Made me laugh then. Still does now.
212* - Water Boils. Death Valley residents put on deodorant.
200* - Arizona children amuse themselves by dropping eggs on sidewalk and giggle while they fry.
150* - Miami residents put on sunglasses. Texans turn on the fan.
130* - Too hot to think. Texans and Californians undo top button. Antarctica is gone, polar bears extinct.
120* - Australians notice the sun is out. All Europeans and Canadians spontaneously combust.
110* - Canadians weep. New Yorkers burst open street fire hydrants.
105* - Texans drink coffee. Alaskans melt.
100* - British start sacrificing goats to make the sun go away. Californians finally turn off the heaters.
90* - Death Valley residents awaken. Scandinavians go underground.
80* - Canadians turn on the air conditioning full blast. Arizona residents stop shivering.
70* - Alaskans declare record heatwave. Californians rise from hibernation.
60* - Californians put on sweaters(if they can find one in their wardrobe)
50* - Miami residents turn on the heat
40* - You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably Minnesotans go swimming. Siberians melt.
35* - Italian cars don't start
32* - Water freezes
30* - You plan your vacation to Australia, Minnesotans put on T-shirts, Politicians begin to worry about the homeless, British cars don't start
25* - Boston water freezes, Californians weep pitiably, Minnesotans eat ice cream, Canadians go swimming
20* - You can hear your breath, Politicians begin to talk about the homeless, New York City water freezes, Miami residents plan vacation further south
15* - French cars don't start, You plan a vacation in Mexico, Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
10* - Too cold to ski, You need jumper cables to get your car going
5* - You plan your vacation in Houston, American cars don't start
0* - Alaskans put on T-shirts, too cold to skate
-10* - German cars don't start, Eyes freeze shut when you blink
-15* - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo, Arkansas residents stick tongues to metal objects, Miami residents cease to exist
-20* - Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you, Politicians actually do something about the homeless, Minnesotans shovel snow off roof, Japanese cars don't start
-25* - Too cold to think, You need jumper cables to get driver going
-30* - You plan a two week hot bath, The Mighty Monongajela freezes. Swedish cars don't start
-40* - Californians disappear, Minnesotans button top button, Canadians put on sweaters, your car helps you plan your trip south
-50* - Congressional hot air freezes, Alaskans close the bathroom window
-60* - Hell freezes over, Polar bears move south!!
Pau.
- hfs
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